Looking for a new belief system? Love cats? Become a Nine Lives Cat Cultist. As a member of the Nine Lives cat cult, you will worship cats in the hopes to one day please the All Ruling Feline and gain the chance to become a cat in your next life. Purchase one of our convenient physical Manifestos to learn our Creed, our Heirarchy System, our Nine Rules, and our Ideologies, and make your Vow of Honor to the Cult.

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Our Nine Rules are:

1. Your cat is your Home Deity.

2. All cats are worthy of our worship.

3. Never harm or wish harm upon any cat.

4. Always treat cats with the utmost respect. 

5. Never push a cat to do something against their will.

6. Always provide your Home Deity with the best food and furninshings that you can.

7. The cat distribution system is law. *

8. You must not go more than 72 hours without petting a cat. **
9. Always carry cat treats when going out in case you come across one of our Feline Superiors so you can submit an offering

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Manifestos, our Holy Scripture, and select merchandise available at any in person events attended by LPM, or contact us with inquiries.
 

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If you would like to purchase a Manifesto or copy of the Holy Scriptures from us directly and will not be seeing us at any events, please send me a message.

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Manifestos also available here
Meow - Holy Scriptures also available here